I must be too annoying 4 u.
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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