she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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