I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm really busy with my period
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