well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We are all done wearing pants today
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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