Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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