They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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