She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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