: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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