When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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