my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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