I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
wow bdsm is so cute
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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