She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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