everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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