Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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