There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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