I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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