the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he thought i was a dude.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Randomize
