at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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