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you win
Your dad touched me again.
I look better un-naked...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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