Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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