Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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