found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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