She announced her abortion via fbk
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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