she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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