Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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