Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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