i don't like sucking hair
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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