we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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