a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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