What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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