I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
