So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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