please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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