Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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