He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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