It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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