Farmville is her only friend.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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