My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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