I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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