is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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