i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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