just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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