Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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