nut hugger
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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