My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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