Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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