so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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