i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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