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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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