im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
you win again, gameday.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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