you have to choose: penises or morals?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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