i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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