I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I have fence marks all over my body
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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