Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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