6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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